Happytown: Orange County's LOLTEXTGATE
The county accidentally sends Mayor Teresa Jacobs' private texts to a 'Sentinel' reporter, then gets mad at the reporter for reporting on them
Published: October 10, 2012
Like most slapstick hijinks that are the hallmark of situation comedies, the bad acting and behind-the-scenes quibbling seem to be getting the better of the initially promising offering, The Decline and Fall of the Orange County Empire. In case you haven't been following the LOLTEXTGATE saga – you know, the one where a citizen-led initiative to codify paid sick time for employees in the county rule books, which was met with so many county commission texty-fingers that it's impossible to keep up with who is really losing this battle anymore – the issue remains a hot button (or touchscreen) among those with even the slightest concern for how their local government is operating. The answer to that municipal conundrum, in no uncertain terms, is that it is not operating, unless you consider the overtly suggestive guiding winds of lobbying interests like Disney and Darden to be on par with electorate-sensitive self-determination.
On Friday, the folks of Citizens for a Greater Orange County took the narrative one step further into oblivion by filing a third lawsuit (if you count the one that had to be re-filed) against the county. The latest complaint is fairly simple: Orange County has been remiss in coming forward with public records that the plaintiffs requested (basically, all text messages and emails on the issue of earned sick time that were flying to and from commissioner email boxes and handheld devices during the Sept. 11 six-hour county commission meeting bonanza), so the county is in violation of the state's "broad" Government in the Sunshine laws. As an added caveat, Citizens for a Greater Orange County pressed noses harder to the grindstone this time by including the fact that these electric-dream discussions proven to have been going on between sitting commissioners, County Attorney Jeff Newton and sundry chamber interests during the meeting were a sort of secret conference within a conference, meaning that the county may also be guilty of violating Florida's open public meeting laws. The complaint concludes that any and all business decided during that meeting is null and void, including the decision to "ride out the clock" and bump the sick leave measure off the November ballot. (When we asked the group's attorney, State Rep. Scott Randolph, D-Orlando, about what that really means at the Friday lawsuit press conference, he said that it was mostly a procedural thing in the "bigger picture of litigation" on the Sunshine laws, adding that it would effectively allow citizens to "see behind the curtains" of their county-in-crisis cabal). So, nothing happened, then.
Except so much has happened. At last count, commissioners Jennifer Thompson, Scott Boyd, Fred Brummer and now John Martinez have all fessed up (under duress) to LOLTEXTING with lobbyists, though, of course, the messages have since been deleted. A new batch of records released on Oct. 8 shows even Commissioner Ted Edwards agreeing with Orange County Republican leader Lew Oliver's Sept. 11 texted summation that, though the mayor wouldn't say it publicly, she would be happy to have the whole thing delayed beyond the Sept. 18 meeting, thus keeping it off the ballot. "This is TERRIBLY important," fingered Oliver. "Just don't fall for the tempting bait of passing the thing today 'as is' based on the expectation that the court will then surely kill it altogether as defective. We can't risk the court approving it." ("Agrees [sic]," Edwards responded). Who is this "we" Oliver speaks of? Welcome to the board, Lew.
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