I went to Craigslist to look at the kinky shit people are into
Published: August 18, 2011
You’re welcome, HTH, and in case anyone missed my Funny or Die video – in which I threatened to redefine Rick Santorum’s first name if he didn’t lay off the gay bashing – you can watch it here: tinyurl.com/ricksick.
Santorum hasn’t laid off the gay bashing, as it’s all he’s got, so it looks like I’m going to have to go ahead and redefine his first name, too. (My apologies to Rick Dees, Rick Fox, Ricki Lake and all the other innocent Ricks out there.) The definition I proposed in my video was a little too long and involved, so I vote for adopting yours, HTH. Now “Rick Santorum” isn’t just a vile and disgusting politician – he’s a vile and disgusting sentence.
That said, I don’t think someone would rick his or her partner out of gratitude; ricking someone – sucking the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex out of someone’s ass – is something a person would do only under duress or under orders from a cruel BDSM top.
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