Free Will Astrology

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The Italian mattress company Sogniflex has created a bed with features designed to facilitate love-making. It has straps and handles, plus a trench that helps you get better traction. The extra-strong springs produce an exceptional bouncing action. You might consider buying one for yourself. The astrological omens suggest it's time to play with more intensity in the intimate clinches. You could also try these things: 1) Upgrade your licking and sucking skills; 2) Cultivate your ability to listen receptively; 3) Deepen your sincere appreciation for what's beautiful about anyone you're attracted to; 4) Make yourself even more lovable than you already are.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) My $10-an-hour counsel only requires a few seconds to deliver. Here it is: "Never try to be someone you're not. Discover what you were made for, and do it with all of your passionate intensity." On the other hand, my $100-a-minute wisdom is more complicated, subtle and hard to impart in less than an hour of storytelling. Here's a hint of it: There are times when you can get interesting and even brilliant results by experimenting with being something you're not. Going against the flow of your instinctual urges and customary tendencies might tweak you in just the right way – giving you an exotic grace and wild depth when you ultimately return to the path you were born to tread.

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