Found-footage website Everything Is Terrible returns with a new holiday special
Tackiness trumps sentimentality in this overblown Christmas pageant
Published: December 11, 2013
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2013 “A NEW BEGINNING”
8 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 11 | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10 | 18 and up
Anyone who’s ever tried to find a unique way to say, “Happy holidays!” knows how excruciatingly one-note this time of year can be, but it’s unlikely any of us has put as much time exploring the nuances of season’s greetings as found-footage/comedy website Everything Is Terrible, currently touring with their irreverent holiday-themed live show and film, Everything Is Terrible! Holiday Special. To make it happen, one of the site’s founders, Commodore Gilgamesh, describes a Chinese-water-torture viewing process involving hundreds of VHS tapes, mining bargain bins everywhere for the gems that put a twinkle in Bad Santa’s eye and regularly make the group heroes of the Internet.
“There’s one sentiment to all of [the videos], which definitely makes you feel insane after you watch 100 of them,” Gilgamesh says.
But once they’re over the hump of video consumption, the editing process ignites a good-humored creativity that alleviates that cabin fever. What’s legitimately insane, for those who have not witnessed the spectacle of their live shows, is the intense craft that goes into their physical manifestations of these found clips – the costumes, puppetry and set-building they design to evoke the same horrific awe as the infomercials, after-school specials and other odd scenes they manage to edit into cohesive, uproarious narratives that underlie each movie they release.
“There’s a few of us who do more of the conceptualizing and building, but it’s been cool with the last three shows that we’ve come up with, and as the video is taking shape, we are building the live show around it at the same time,” Gilgamesh explains. “So we’re growing both at the same time, and we’re like, ‘Oh, wouldn’t that be cool if we built a 12-feet-tall Santa Claus god figure?’”
For those who caught them the last time they came through town – when they wore 10-foot-tall dog costumes and insisted that human currency be converted into bark bucks – it’s a clear sign that each Everything Is Terrible show strives to be bigger, better (and of course, awful-er) than the last. And it doesn’t get much worse than the horrible Christmas rap they use on one of the show’s teasers (which unfortunately isn’t in the film) with the lyrics, “Rap, rap, the Christmas rap, I wrap my gifts to the Christmas rap.”
“We were kind of obsessed with bad, fake rap at the time,” Gilgamesh says. “I’m actually kind of devastated that it isn’t in the movie, because I found it afterwards, which is kind of the curse of making these themed movies that we’ve been doing for a little while here, where you’re always looking for it, even after you’re done making the movie, so everything is a white whale that got away.”
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