An interview with Orlando's Baby Blue Star
Published: March 29, 2012
Orlando is nothing if not full of know-it-alls.
Smarty-pants! It is. So we did that, and of course I tell dirty jokes. We do things like Things You Should Know That You Think You Know, like ‘What's the average size of a penis?' or ‘What's the number of partners that the average American has had?' Which is 11. Strikingly low. And then of course, just anything like your dirty sanchezes, your donkey punch, just get definitions.
You have to wonder if anyone ever thinks ‘Hooray, I know that thing! Why do I know that thing?!'
Exactly. A good one was the Abe Lincoln. You're having sex, then you cut pubic hair, come on their face and then attach your pubic hair to it and then let it dry. Someone taught me about the Birmingham Booty Call, and then the Kentucky Klondike Bar, which is disgusting.
In Orlando it's difficult to not only get something off the ground, but to have it be successful and long lasting. How did you do it?
Stardust is a great venue for downtown people, for gay people, straight people – it's just this really fun place to go to. And then quality. You have to have quality no matter what you do, even if you're calling bingo, it has to be good. I'm not saying that I'm good, but what I'm saying is, people keep coming back. I noticed that when the ‘depression' started, people still were going to go drink. And you have to give people a moment away from the world. They just want to drink and have a break.
Well, as long as there's a chance they'll score some free porn in the deal.
What more could you ask for? When you walk home with a double-sided dildo, it's been a good night. Do you know how many people's bedrooms I live in right now? Life's too short to be too serious. And sex and laughter and jokes and good entertainment is really all you need. You can go to work and be serious. You won't find a double-sided dildo there.
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