On the Rocks
Quiz: How much of a creep are you?
Published: August 2, 2012
4-6points: Creeper in training.
This isn't your first rodeo. You got lucky one night and scored with your bartender. Now you think you can take home any good-looking server you come across. It's worth a try, right? Telling her how great her calves look just might seal the deal.
7-12 points: Bona fide creep.
Send your friends to order your drinks because you should stay far away from the girl making them. You'd take home anything with legs and the ability to pour alcohol – if she let you, that is.
13-17 points: You're a freak
Don't even enter the bar, let alone order a drink. Bartenders aren't safe with you nearby. I'm not sure the customers are either. If you use these lines on the sober stranger who's helping you get drunk, I can only imagine what you say to the people who are already lit up.
Lindsay Gigler is a bartender and blogger. You can check out her blog, Cocktails From the Darkside, at cocktailsfromthedarkside.com.