Last Minute Gift Guide: FleaWorld
Affordable last-minute gift options from FleaWorld
Published: December 19, 2012
There's a certain sentiment about flea markets that leads people to believe that there's treasure buried in those booths – you just have to be willing to look. But for last-minute shoppers who have just spent the better part of the month not looking, nobody expects you to have the patience to pick through the bedraggled booths at Sanford's FleaWorld (which, rejoice!, is open from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Christmas Eve). So, I combed through the flea market for you to locate gifts good for almost anyone you're buying for.
You're welcome; that shit got kinda hairy.
1. Hot sauces from Kitchen Gadgets & Gifts, Booth D-21 ($4.25-$20) Listen, I love sriracha as much as the next person, but there are hot sauces out there that rival the mighty rooster. Not only does this housewares shop display a range of childishly named hot sauces for an easy laugh upon gift opening, such as Queen of Farts ($6.99) or Scorned Woman ($4.25), they also have a secret arsenal of sauces for serious heat-seekers only. Just ask to see the XXX hot sauce display. I might recommend the Garlic-o-holic gift box, though, which at $20 gives your intended recipient four fiery options in an easily wrapped configuration.
2. Batman switchblade from Zahoor Akhtar, Booth C-56 ($10) If Santa isn't real, then Batman probably isn't either (sorry), but luckily, your loved one can create his or her own safety in the superhero's image with this Batman-inspired switchblade. It comes in five colors, so don't feel obligated to be true to the character and pick black. The blade is made of stainless steel, and – just a reminder – this is a weapon, not a toy, so it would probably be best to consider the age of your gift-giving target before asking Peaches, the dealer's cockatoo, to open the knife case for you.
3. Bacon Wave from Momo's Market, Booth F-92 ($12.99) We've all seen those horrible-yet-memorable commercials for items like the Shake Weight, and
occasionally an advertised product catches our attention because it's just so convenient and, thus, somehow desirable. To go this route, you have to really know who you're shopping for to deduce whether they are likely to delight in certain as-seen-on-TV gifts that would ease their daily living. I know too many bacon lovers to count, so the Bacon Wave, a clean-and-quick route to fried bacon, is pretty much a no-brainer. Perhaps it's the perfect gift for someone on your
4. Soaps from Tropical Elements, Booths E-48, C-1 (various prices) Sure, inherently, soap isn't all that exciting, but soaps that are pretty, well-scented and plant-based can get costly, so for those you know who tend to smell good, it's likely because they make that extra investment in awesome soaps (which, I assure you, they aren't finding at Publix, Walgreens or even the Body Shop). The range of scents found here goes beyond patchouli or lavender, and includes inventive options like spearmint-and-bran or the oddly specific French pear.
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