Orlando 101: Welcome to Orlando Weekly's college guide
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies –
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Always dreamed of settling in the Adirondacks, but keeps finding herself migrating further south.
Spent 10 years living in Albany, N.Y. and eight in
Baltimore before moving to Orlando in 2010 to work at Orlando Weekly.
Hates flying, loves trains.
Though she lives with three dogs, she has yet to realize her dream
(nightmare?) of growing up to be the Crazy Dog Lady.