Cake farts. It's exactly what it sounds like, folks, and it's EXTREMELY NSFW. It's also the new 2 Girls and a Cup (cuz we really needed a new one) in that reaction videos are storming YouTube by the minute.

Thank Goddess Salivation Army is too sophisticated for this. And I hate myself cuz I'm not.

There's a fetish for everything, even this.

Hells yeah! Anyone who's ever shaken an angry fist at their PC, take heart: Read Bill Gates' epic flame on Windows usability here. (By the third page or so, he's typing in all-caps. Awesome.)

Some quotes:

"This site is so slow it is unusable."

"What the heck is going on during those 6 minutes? That is crazy."

"So I did the reboot because it INSISTED on it."

"What an absolute mess."

"So after more than an hour of craziness and making my programs list garbage and being scared and seeing that Microsoft.com is a terrible website I haven't run Moviemaker and I haven't got the plus package."

(via Todd Bishop's Microsoft blog on the Seattle Post-Intelligencer site)

Today is the 9th annual System Administrators Appreciation Day. If you're reading this on the internet (which you are), then you should take a minute to find out who's responsible for making your network function properly, and give them a thumbs-up. (Or the finger, if your network sucks.)

The only exception is if you work with me.  I'm really busy, and I don't have time to talk to you.

Wanna check out pictures from our 2008 Best of Orlando party that was held at Firestone last week?  Check out a full gallery here.

Didn't I see this in a Cheech & Chong movie once?

First, it was that story about the Edgewater Councilwoman that was accused of holding her daughter against her will and performing an exorcism to release the demons that infested her. (Charges were never filed in this case.)

Now it appears that a Deltona commissioner is the victim of the dreaded voodoo curse!

I really, really don't know how to add to the compendium of dipshittery that is GW Bush. Even my parents, who have never voted for a non-Republican in their lives, have come to realize that this guy is dumb as a brick, and probably should have a home in the Hague rather than the White House.

Anyway. So you know how the Bush administration has done absolutely nothing productive related to climate change these last eight years? Yeah. (I just wrote a lengthy grad school paper about Kyoto, so it's fresh on the mind.) Well, he finished off the G8 summit with a "joke" about how shitty a job he's actually done. And no, it wasn't funny. It was just sad.

From the London Telegraph:

The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

I wish I was making that up.  

The Independent is reporting that:

Some of you may have noticed the big cop story we're running this week. The quick and dirty version: A few OPD cops have a tendency to get abusive, and OPD doesn't really do a damn thing about about it.

Anyway, in that story I referenced four different videotapes: The one where Officer Trinidad pushed Jessica Asprilla down the Club Paris stairwell; the one where an officer tackled and detained Josh Leclair for no good reason; the one where Officer Miller Tasered Steven Zapf while Zapf is clearly posing no threat at all; and the one involving Heather Hull and a UCF tailgaiting incident in 2003.

Unfortunately, I only have actual video of the Hull incident - not anything digital - and I don't get the technology enough to figure out how to post that. If someone wants to help out, email me and we'll see what we can do (jbillman@orlandoweekly.com). I can, however, direct you to the other three, so that you can decide for yourself if I'm right about OPD having a problem, or if I'm a totally full of shit hack hippie who hates authority and cops and wants to spend all day smoking the dope and eating Bon-Bons or whatever.

I say this, hoping the technology gods cooperate with me. Let's find out after the jumpitty-jump.


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