In This Week's Issue:
Cover Story
BEFRINGED AND BEWILDERED?
By Lindy T. Shepherd
Dwarfs with flashing tools? Check. Red dildo in the hand of a randy senior citizen? Check. Devil's weed, racial jokes told in blackface, the politics of pee and the mysteries of the clit? Check, all four.

THE ETHICS OF FRANKENCHICKEN
By Paul Terefenko
What's worse: Factory farming or genetic engineering?


MUSIC
UNFABULOUS
By Rob Boylan
Why is Scarlett Johansson's album so bad? The answer may lie in Asia

GOOD NIGHT
By Justin Strout
Doing FMF when you're broke

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND
This Little Underground
By Bao Le-Huu
Lipstick Pickup, the new Orlando-based femme-punk label I mentioned a few months ago, is finally consummated ...


This is Love Psychedelico
CD REVIEW: ARTIST: Love Psychedelico
By Jason Ferguson
J-pop duo may take in the States

more in Music...


ARTS & CULTURE
FRANKLY MY DEAR, IT'S A FARCE
By Al Krulick
Gone With the Wind from a different POV

more in Arts & Culture...

FILM
FIRST SHOT
First Shot
By Steve Schneider
Here's how you know you've been devoting too much energy to second-guessing the movie business: Your TV is on.

more in Film...

FOOD & DRINK
Bistro Filipino
By Faiyaz Kara
Popular pork staples, Pinoy-style

more in Dining...


ONLY ONLINE
NEW ON Bloggytown

Right-wing dipshit gets PWNED!!!!!
by: Billman on 5/16/2008
The douche-tastic Tom Feeney
by: Billman on 5/15/2008
Hey homos!
by: Billman on 5/15/2008
The Democratic primary in one paragraph
by: Billman on 5/14/2008
NEW ON BEATdown

We're under attack!!!
by: Justin Strout on 5/14/2008
A Florida Music Fest alternative
by: Justin Strout on 5/9/2008
NEVER say Orlando can't compete for the good shows...
by: Justin Strout on 5/6/2008
Exclusive: Help Baron Von Bear make a song! Part II
by: Justin Strout on 5/1/2008
NEW ON C2G

Tonight at the Matador: Shop for Mom
by: AveryBeckendorf on 5/7/2008
Second Anal Lewd Night - need we say more?
by: Lindy on 5/5/2008
Cows at Comma
by: Lindy on 5/5/2008
Graffiti jam in Parramore
by: Lindy on 5/1/2008
NEW ON Schwag Blog

To sodomy, it's between God and me..
by: Tabora on 4/30/2008
Mr. Potato Head, Interrupted
by: Tabora on 4/25/2008
But Daddy! I want an Oompa Loompa now!
by: Tabora on 4/25/2008

COLUMNS
POLICE BEAT
By Jeffrey C. Billman
This Beat will be published on my 29th birthday - fun fact: That's also the first anniversary of the death of pompous gasbag Jerry Falwell.


SAVAGE LOVE
By Dan Savage
I’m a 31-year-old man and my girlfriend is 28. We’ve been in a monogamous relationship for four years. Recently we’ve been doing the long-distance thing, and we’re going to be doing it for a while ...


THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND
By Bao Le-Huu
Lipstick Pickup, the new Orlando-based femme-punk label I mentioned a few months ago, is finally consummated ...


FIRST SHOT
By Steve Schneider
Here's how you know you've been devoting too much energy to second-guessing the movie business: Your TV is on.


MAIL SACK
First let me congratulate you on finally having the guts to say something bad about Mears Transportation.


BLISTER
By Billy Manes
Way back when I was but a pale flicker only occasionally set alight by the backseat huffs of leaded gasoline, the mere mention of “ladies night” was enough to transform my cranium into a pink-and-yellow lava lamp ...


FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
By Rob Brezsny


LIVE ACTIVE CULTURES
By Seth Kubersky
Last year I spilled several thousand words' worth of ink (and a not-inconsiderable volume of my own plasma) on coverage of the 2007 Fringe festival.


HAPPYTOWN
As a regular service to our readers we like to keep you updated on how much the war in Iraq is costing.




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